I'd rather drink my calories. A funny birthday card for your friends and family who love tequila! Reads "who needs cake when we have tequila" in black hand lettering on a tequila bottle label, with a candle on top!

We need all the help we can get. Give this funny card to your bestie! Card reads "Birthday wish list: botox, therapy, a time machine, alcohol" with hand illustrations on a white background.

What is the best way to tell you best friend you love them? This card says it all:"You're the dry shampoo to my greasy ass hair"

Age is just a number! Celebrate a loved ones birthday with our hilarious card reading "Happy 29th Birthday... again"

Say happy birthday to your friend that rocks the Top Knot better than anyone. Reads "have a top knotch birthday" with a cute illustration of a girl with a top knot hairstyle, sunglasses and red bow!

This special card is perfect for your bestie who loves to party! Card reads "Party our tails off" with a hand illustrated mermaid! Colorful with a crown on a white background.

I'd rather drink my calories. A funny birthday card for your wino friends and family! Reads "who needs cake when we have wine" in black hand lettering on a pink label on a green hand illustrated wine bottle, with a candle on top!

A funny pun holiday card with your favorite hard seltzer! Card reads "Who needs cake when we have claws?" in a hand illustrated hard seltzer can with a candle on top!

This funny birthday card is the perfect sentiment for your friend who loves to have fun! Front of card features white background with hand-lettering that reads “your birthday is just an excuse for me to get wasted!” Colorful pastel banner. Blank inside.